My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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