U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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