Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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