when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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