GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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