somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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