Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize