FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I think my nap took me to another dimension
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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