Rock
Scissors
Fuck
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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