You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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