lets start a swedish sibling band together
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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