A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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