she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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