you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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