That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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