On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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