the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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