well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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