I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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