whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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