doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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