hotel room ftw
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize