I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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