dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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