all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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