I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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