its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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