Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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