You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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