Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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