Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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