So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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