do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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