Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I have tasted many bathrooms
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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