This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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