They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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