I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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