just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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