I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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