Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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