He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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