It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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