i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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