Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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