he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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