She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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