Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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