You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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