I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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