Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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